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by ~ProfessionalPest
I Still Love YouI still love you.   
Even when the night is darkest,  I still love you.   
Even when the wind is coldest,  I still love you.   
Even when you can’t hear me,  I still love you.   
Even when you push me away,  I still love you.   
I swear I do,  
No matter how harsh my actions,  
I’m still hiding the fact  That I’m scared.  
 
Terrified.  
 
But—  I still love you.   
Even if I say I don’t,  I’d still love you.   
Even if I’m gone forever,  I’d still love you.  & I Still Love You
by ~ProfessionalPest
Edward Elric Short Rants“Who are you calling so small he could use a grasshopper in a rodeo?!”   
“Who are you calling the runtiest of Santa's elves?!”   
“Who are you calling so small that even the munchkins laugh and call him a freak?!”   
“Who are you calling short enough to make even ants break formation and stare?!”   
“Who are you calling so small he's mistaken for a comma in a sentence?!”   
“Who are you calling so small that he can build a sandcastle with a single grain of sand?!”   
 “Who are you calling small enough to do a tap Edward Elric Short Rants
by ~ProfessionalPest
I Want ToBrutal strength.   
Used against me.   
In a simple way…   
    
    
    
I could easily punch you.   
Make you cry.   
(Not that I want to...)   
    
I could easily break free from you.   
Run away again.   
(Not that I want to...)   
    
I could easily not have to do this.   
Simply get away from you.   
(Not that I want to…)   
    
    
Like an obedient puppy waiting for approval.   
Here I stay I Want To
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Birthday.

Wed Feb 4, 2009, 12:37 AM
I don't seem to do journals often. It's already been a month since the last one I did.



Anyway... February third is my birthday. So technically by now it's yesterday, but it still feels like my birthday is today to me. I'm a year older now. Whoo.

I honestly don't care about it that much. It's my girlfriend who's been making a huge deal out of it. She's been saying Happy Birthday to me every five minutes and then been feeling guilty about not getting me anything.


She doesn't seem to understand that just being with her is birthday present enough to me. This time last year I was single but got a twist in my stomach every time she talked to me.




Eh. I wish I could spend my birthday physically there with her. That'd be so much better. But at least I have her. :)

:sing: Happy Birthday to meeee...

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  • Mood: Guilty
  • Listening to: snoring.
  • Playing: with my foot.
  • Eating: Cake. I wish.

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  • Current Residence: Um... *pokes* Looks like flesh to me.
  • Interests: Alchemy, uh... alchemy... oh yeah! And don't forget alchemy! And books. Books are good.
  • Favourite movie: Ghost. And don't go bothering me about Conqueror of Shamballa. I like Ghost better. Seriously.
  • Favourite poet or writer: My girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, I'm sweet. :P
  • Favourite cartoon character: Me. Ha.
  • Personal Quote: I STILL have so many asses I need to kick...
  • Tools of the Trade: Two hands. Chalk is for wusses.

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~AdventureAddict Oct 22, 2008, 6:35:35 PM
I'm your 100th pageview, ha! ;)

:heart:

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I'm too cool for a signature, so there. Nyah!

...wait a minute...
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~ProfessionalPest Oct 22, 2008, 10:37:35 PM
Good for you, Door. :confused:

You...uh...win a...cookie!

:cookie:

What did you think I was going to say?

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Come on now. Is that anyway to talk to your new boss, landlord, and all-around overseer?
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~ProfessionalPest Oct 22, 2008, 10:42:55 PM
Never mind, that cookie's too tempting. I'm eating it myself.

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Come on now. Is that anyway to talk to your new boss, landlord, and all-around overseer?
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*YarNor Oct 4, 2008, 5:05:37 AM
Your favor's appreciated, thanks :O_o:
Ron :painter:

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*Apophysis *Tubaholics-Anonymous :NNTR=No Need To Reply!

Ron, zee Old Man
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~Reincarnated-Al Sep 5, 2008, 4:32:34 PM
Lol, thanks for the watch. I also see that AdventureAddict has watched you, hehe, does that make you somebody I know who has just gotten an account, or did you just find my account through hers? ;) Just curious, lol. Thanks for the watch, regardless! :)
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~ProfessionalPest Sep 8, 2008, 3:31:55 AM
Hm. Well, if I say I have a mane and whiskers, would that help you picture me better at all?

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Come on now. Is that anyway to talk to your new boss, landlord, and all-around overseer?
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~Reincarnated-Al Sep 8, 2008, 10:53:56 AM
*rolls eyes* Hmmm...I wonder who that could be...? Oh, of course! *smacks head* It's my cat! Hi, Baby, when did you get an account? Or is it Kisto? Hi, Kisto!

*snickers and waits to be slaughtered*
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~ProfessionalPest Sep 8, 2008, 12:09:50 PM
I said MANE, not puffball. I think Weirdo's weirdness has rubbed off on you waaaaay too much.

Yeah, Kisto somehow grew opposable thumbs overnight, that's it.

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Come on now. Is that anyway to talk to your new boss, landlord, and all-around overseer?
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~Reincarnated-Al Sep 8, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
Lol, hey, it's not my fault I'm weird...I, um...hmmm...I'm not sure what to come up with as an excuse...I'll think of something sooner or later. *snickers* Yeah, I could certainly blame Ed, but that's too easy, plus that would be agreeing with you, and how can I debate about nothingness if I'm agreeing with you? *snickers*

Yep, I bet that Kisto grew opposable thumbs overnight. *snickers* I always knew that kitten acted human, hehe.

So, I miss talking to you guys. Did the school block chat or something, or did you just not feel like getting online today? I'm hoping I get the chance to talk with you guys again soon, anyway. :P

In any case, take care, and have a nice day!

Melissa
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